A Blow-By-Blow Account

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Deviation Actions

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I pulled into the library parking lot this afternoon and glanced over to see the guy in the car next to me getting a blowjob.  NICE.  Last week I arrived just in time to watch some dumbass kid coast BACKWARDS, on his bike, THROUGH the parking lot, directly into a car backing out.  In that case I almost shouted a warning, but then I thought, No, for evolution to function properly we must allow selection factors to weed out the stupid and unfit.  It didn't work as well as I'd hoped--when my supervisor went out to investigate, he called her an asshole and told her she was ugly.  IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING AT YOUR LIBRARY! (c)
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Sounds exactly like an episode of "Workaholics" :lol:

Nothing exciting or interesting like this ever happens at my library. But then again, maybe it's probably going on all around me there, and  I'm not just paying attention(!)