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How did the Terrible Old Man respond to a ~1-minute delay in library service when Tapir briefly had to leave the circulation desk to help another patron and no other staff members were available to help him? 

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29 deviants said Generally acting like a whiny little diaper baby who's never had to face a single moment of inconvenience in his entire wretched, miserable life (i.e., all of the above)
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5 deviants said Shouting foul abuse
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4 deviants said ...Nor the fact that Tapir returned his baleful, impotent gaze with an equally steely and unflinching Impassive Stare of Total Neutrality
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1 deviant said Pinning Tapir mercilessly with his Smoldering Senile Glare of Hatred
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1 deviant said Throwing his hands up in the air
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1 deviant said Rolling his eyes
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1 deviant said Shaking his head slowly in silent disgust
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1 deviant said Eventually looking away because he could no longer bear the nauseating Sight and Smell of Tapir

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thomastapir
Thomas Duffy
Artist
United States
Current Residence: Washington State
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Macroscopic
Favourite genre of music: Thrash/Metal
Favourite photographer: Piotr Naskrecki, Art Wolfe, Andrew Zuckerman, Poul Beckmann, David Doubilet, Igor Siwanowicz, Melvyn Yeo
Shell of choice: Chitinous
Wallpaper of choice: Peeling
Skin of choice: Epidermous
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I pulled into the library parking lot this afternoon and glanced over to see the guy in the car next to me getting a blowjob.  NICE.  Last week I arrived just in time to watch some dumbass kid coast BACKWARDS, on his bike, THROUGH the parking lot, directly into a car backing out.  In that case I almost shouted a warning, but then I thought, No, for evolution to function properly we must allow selection factors to weed out the stupid and unfit.  It didn't work as well as I'd hoped--when my supervisor went out to investigate, he called her an asshole and told her she was ugly.  IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING AT YOUR LIBRARY! (c)
  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: froggies singing! I guess they're horny too
  • Reading: Hope and Help for Your Nerves
  • Watching: teh usual
  • Playing: Life Force
  • Eating: beef and/or chicken fajitas
  • Drinking: you don't even want to know

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thomastapir:iconthomastapir:
I'm having recurring dreams about sapient cuttlefish in powered armor. WHY??
Wed May 7, 2014, 6:11 PM
thomastapir:iconthomastapir:
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
Wed May 7, 2014, 6:11 PM
Oddsword:iconoddsword:
WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU HIDING???
Mon May 5, 2014, 10:03 PM
Oddsword:iconoddsword:
Lot of hidden comments, Tom.
Mon May 5, 2014, 10:03 PM
thomastapir:iconthomastapir:
Thus begins the endless cycle of recursive beard editing...
Wed Apr 30, 2014, 10:32 PM
thomastapir:iconthomastapir:
I'm starting to resent the fact that my car lacks the mobility of my astral body.
Sun Apr 13, 2014, 2:24 PM
Oddsword:iconoddsword:
How often do you remember your dreams, Tom?
Tue Mar 18, 2014, 11:15 PM
thomastapir:iconthomastapir:
I got new pants today. It was time.
Sat Jan 18, 2014, 7:11 PM
thomastapir:iconthomastapir:
Also, succulent-derived Mixopterus biomecha--think cactus spines.
Sat Sep 21, 2013, 9:09 PM
thomastapir:iconthomastapir:
Vegetable-based human or extrasolar primate biotech (bunch of bananas). Feral descedents thereof! (The vegetable-based biotech of humans or extrasolar primates, not of a bunch of a bananas.)
Fri Sep 20, 2013, 10:57 PM
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Na-Komete Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Great work!  I especially love the dinomantids you've been doing.  Also, what's with the "Hidden by Owner" tower dominating your first page?
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thomastapir Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
Thank you, sir!  re:  hidden comments--OH, it's just the usual "hey man thx for the fav lol" "no worries brotimes ur awsum lololol" kinda stuff, once I've replied and people have gotten the response I hide them to reduce clutter on the front page.
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Na-Komete Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
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Well, good luck with your dinomantigramoidial keloid-frappes!
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